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All right. Let’s have our little cry and be done with it.

The fact of the matter is that Kerry conceding is the best possible thing to do. The Democrats must dodge the tag of “sore losers”. Voter fraud? Maybe. Grand conspiracy theories? Maybe. Let’s keep in mind that Nixon “left office” in his second term, too. The FBI is opening a criminal investigation into Haliburton. Anybody remember Sprio Agnew?

This is now bush’s war. De facto. No dodging it. Thousands of more dead American soldiers? Doesn’t matter.

Almost every Republican claims that there will be another attack on America. Can bush stop it? He couldn’t stop the last one. Doesn’t matter.

This bush’s economy. Yes, 9/11 happened, but that excuse gets older and older as the months pass. Where are the jobs? Doesn’t matter.

Why doesn’t it matter? Because fundamentalists Christians WANT the world to end and when a third Jewish temple is built on Mount Moriah, the fireworks begin. What’s stopped them from building it? A red bull to burn in sacrifice whose ashes provide the only proper purification for prayers.

Ha, ha, ha! FUNNY!

No, it’s not.

In 1996, thanks in part to a cattle-breeding program set up in Israel with the help of Texas ranchers who are fundamentalist Christians, a red heifer was born. There was immense excitement among messianists of the Israeli religious Right, and their American Christian counterparts. The world media covered it as a joke, but it wasn’t funny to David Landau, columnist for the Israeli daily Haaretz. He called the red heifer “a four-legged bomb” that could “set the entire region on fire.” Muslim leaders worried about the red heifer too, as they would see an attempt by Jews to take over the Temple Mount as a sign of the Islamic apocalypse.

These people are fucking crazy! They import cows into Israel just to make sure that the world ends!

This, more than anything else is why four more years of bush threaten our country and our lives. It’s not terrorist attacks, it’s about a president that yearns for Jesus to come. Remember how he started off with a hands-off policy on Israel? Is this clicking at all? You can’t get in the way of Jesus when he comes.

bush doesn’t have to concerned about terror attacks since Jesus will show up before his term ends. He’s just too chickenshit to share his belief with the rest of the country. Fortunately, a large percentage of the 58,884,526 people who voted for him don’t need it spelled out. The rest just want more money.

The fact that it sounds so stupid provides the perfect cover. Not one reporter in America would risk their reputation asking bush directly about this.

Reporter: Mr. President, we know that you’re a born again Christian, but do you subscribe to the theory that the presence of a red bull in Israel sets the stage for the End Times, the coming of Jesus and the destruction of the physical world?

bush: Heh, heh? Are you kidding me?!

Other Reporters: Heh, heh. Dickhead.

Reporter: Sir, if you would just give me a yes or no…

bush: Next question.

Reporter 2: Mr. President, America loves you sooooo much that we can hardly stand it sometimes. Is that ever hard for you?

bush: Wow! That’s a tough one! But I’m glad you asked that because just the other day I hugged a negro child and he said….

See?

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