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Tweetin’ 2009-07-31

July 31st, 2009 No comments
  • um…@msnbc? why would i listen to an obese person telling me how obesity is bad for america? #
  • hoo! what kind of an idiot writes a letter to the boston globe calling Gates a "jungle monkey'? a boston cop, of course! http://is.gd/1Uqad #
  • "The passage of laws that throw out the Constitution's 2nd Amendment's right to free speech…" HELP! http://is.gd/1Uree thanks(?) @BrilligT #
  • could #glennbeck outrage look and sound anymore manufactured? #912 http://is.gd/1UrUC #
  • RT @PerryBelcher: The iPhoneocalypse is Coming: Every iPhone is at Risk http://tinyurl.com/m4rzyd YOIKS!! keep an eye on your SMS msgs #
  • oh lord – audra shay: racist and new leader of the Young Repugs – keep it up, little wingnuts! http://is.gd/1UvvR #
  • RT @badbanana: With professor Gates off to have a beer with Obama, now would be the perfect time to break into his house. #
  • what the hell is the point of following 5300 people? #
  • Ok, i just saw two minutes of mama mia and i will shoot any medium that i ever see it on #
  • "alaska:the last frontier". Shouldn't it be "the most recent frontier"? #
  • @salimfadhley you guys don't have Disney channel over there, do you? If so, I'm really sorry in reply to salimfadhley #
  • "yeah, it's not been working for a week and a half" #
  • http://twitter.com/michellemalkin/status/2935148935 – oh fuck! Malkin says we're funding the arts! $25k a pop? Nooooooo! #
  • "they won't pay for my surgery but they'll make us pay for abortion" um…no…FRC serves up more xtian lies #abortion http://is.gd/1V8V9 #
  • re:FRC ad "but, honey, you can't live this way" i'm pretty sure this means these codgers are shacking up with a bottle of viagra – FILTHY! #
  • gates releases long winded statement after beer summit – shorter: i hope i never see that cracker again #
  • @pappasnowman you actually don't undertand how the US govt works, do you?x in reply to pappasnowman #
  • smooth silky alicia morgan live http://idella.serverroom.us:4254 #

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Tweetin’ 2009-07-30

July 30th, 2009 No comments
  • RT @baratunde: In the early 90s, I considered people who watched The Simpsons instead of The Cosby Show race traitors #HowBlackAreYou #
  • @OCIHACOSP re: depp. um. DUH? *laffin* in reply to OCIHACOSP #
  • @ArtArgenio because that worked so well under reagan, didn't it? in reply to ArtArgenio #
  • @Sky_Bluez common sense says there's no such thing as an "islamo-fascist". unless you think all Muslims want us dead. which they don't. in reply to Sky_Bluez #
  • @Sky_Bluez that doesn't even make sense, but it's nice to see you equating wingnuts with terrorists, though. in reply to Sky_Bluez #
  • @minorjive i hope patty doesn't pull a knife on someone *laffin* in reply to minorjive #
  • @Sky_Bluez can you join the "islamo-fascist" party? is there an "islamo-fascist" manifesto? the GOP has a concrete platform. in reply to Sky_Bluez #
  • @Sky_Bluez how old is "islamo-fascism"? it's a made up concept that whose only meaning is to strike fear in the hearts of simpletons. in reply to Sky_Bluez #
  • @Sky_Bluez b-b-but you didn't say anything to begin with. you answered nothing. because you have no answers. smarty pants? #fail #tcot in reply to Sky_Bluez #
  • @Sky_Bluez and let me say i don't hate conservatives. i simply asked you to defend your position. which you couldn't do. ๐Ÿ™‚ #tcot #coward in reply to Sky_Bluez #
  • the ONLY song that should ever be played is the star spangled banner #HowAmericanAreYou #
  • not only is my baby american made, so is the box she came in #HowAmericanAreYou #
  • i sleep in mcdonalds #HowAmericanAreYou #
  • i only eat red meat, drink white milk and have blueberries on my kellogs corn flakes in the morning #HowAmericanAreYou #
  • i can only ejaculate watching ronald reagan movies #HowAmericanAreYou #
  • i've never read the koran but i know it says something about hating america in it #HowAmericanAreYou #
  • i believe that george bush was the greatest president since winston churchill because fox news said so #HowAmericanAreYou #
  • @minorjive oh, patty at the all asia pulled a knife on her husband one night which brought the cops around *laffin* in reply to minorjive #
  • now that we have a black president, we should get our forty acres and a mule back #HowAmericanAreYou #
  • @minorjive one of those "asian" places *laffin* all asia is on mass ave by MIT in reply to minorjive #
  • i vote rush limbaugh's conscience #HowAmericanAreYou #
  • i want to see the return of prayer in school, just not muslim, jewish, mormon, buddhist, or catholic prayer #HowAmericanAreYou #
  • i'm so american that i don't believe the president of the united state is #HowAmericanAreYou #
  • @grahamenglish jail break and use categories on your ipod in reply to grahamenglish #
  • i'm so american that i pray for Jesus to destroy it #HowAmericanAreYou #
  • RT @tarahesq: My country is better than every other country in the world, even those I can not locate on a map. #HowAmericanAreYou #
  • The Day We Ran Out Of Purelle #failedchildrensbooktitles #
  • @Latter_DaySaint i mean that evangelicals would scream to the rafters if other prayers were offered in school outside of those they like in reply to Latter_DaySaint #
  • "Home Depot building a 'le-gay-cy' for children" fuck you, xtians. every childish name-calling one of you. you're poison http://is.gd/1T6Gm #
  • @Comaliezz ๐Ÿ™‚ thanks! in reply to Comaliezz #
  • @cspan: C-SPAN tally of commitments on #Sotomayor :33 Support (28 D, 5 R), 22 Oppose, 45 Uncommitted. um..UNCOMMITTED??? #
  • Heard on street-chipper girlfriend to boyfriend: "I'M the one one the Lease, not YOU!" #
  • Excellent shiow in new hampshire and might back tuesday #

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Tweetin’ 2009-07-29

July 29th, 2009 No comments

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Tweetin’ 2009-07-28

July 28th, 2009 No comments

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In Which That Damn Poe’s Law Won’t Stop Law-ing

July 27th, 2009 2 comments

So back in the day (like, last year) I spent far too much time baiting, debating and debunking a certain fucktard about his claim of sucking off Obama in a limo while the two did drugs together.ย  God knows what’s happened to him. He’s probably continuing to fleece the ignorant racists who believe him with claims that ‘THIS THING’S GONNA BREAK ANY DAY NOW”.ย  The last I knew he traveled the country on their dime, possibly supplementing his income selling drugs and blackmailing local politicians.ย  Who knows.

Part of the offensive (and, indeed, it was) involved this website.ย  I’m pretty proud of the fact that people took the claim that Obama was a voodoo priest seriously enough to link to it.ย  Take a look at the picture in the header.

In my trollish travel, I became aware of Poe’s Law which states

Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won’t mistake for the real thing.

And this is true.ย  More than true, it’s scary.ย  I’ve written stuff that I felt was completely over the top that no one would believe only to hear Dobson say pretty much the same thing a few days later.ย  Is there any qualitative difference between claiming Obama is a voodoo priest and that he used hypnotism to steal the election? Not in my book.

Still, when some wingnut thieves a photo from my satire on wingnuts – the mind reels.

Yes, I’m aware that Obama+Healthcare=Witchdoctor in the racist canon, but you gotta admit it’s a little freaky.

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Tweetin’ 2009-07-27

July 27th, 2009 No comments
  • george tiller was married 45yrs. randall terry got divorced. you tell me who's pro-family http://is.gd/1Nwof #abortion #prolife #xtians #
  • http://twitpic.com/bppu7 – hbee healthy! #
  • Home again home again – 4hrs 15mins from brooklyn to boston #
  • listening to "the evolution of god" and enjoying the living…well…hell out of it. #
  • tony "i won't challenge the whoremonger sen vitter for senate" perkins say the cap and trade bill amounts to global welfare – um…no #
  • sen imhoffe sez that cap and trade, "like most things that are bad for america started off in the UN." #tcot #fucktard #
  • tony "i've made a shitload of $$ off jesus" perkins thinks i'll be surprised "how much the bible has to say about global warming" i would! #

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Tweetin’ 2009-07-26

July 26th, 2009 No comments

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Tweetin’ 2009-07-25

July 25th, 2009 No comments
  • Perfume truck driver #dichotomousjobs #
  • Going to see buckwheat zydeco i prospect park #
  • Oy. Some overprotective mommy has put headphones over her little darling's ear so the music doesn't damage them. #justfuckingstopit #
  • How many #skipgates txt alerts will i get today? #
  • @nofb note: if you're going to use use "swallow a bottle of pills" as "gallows humor" put a fucking smiley face at the end of the message #
  • "if there was no God there'd be no atheists they r only proving He exists by running from Him" – somebody shoot me now #failedlogic #

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Tweetin’ 2009-07-24

July 24th, 2009 No comments

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Tweetin’ 2009-07-23

July 23rd, 2009 No comments
  • Apparently you're not supposed to sit cross legged during a solar eclipse. Please make note of it and proceed accordingly #
  • /hoot! response from sam seder! i couldn't be happier!! *laffin* #
  • ooh! here's a big time synch! find out what other websites are on your server! http://reverse.4storage.net/ #
  • meat misc http://twitpic.com/b8fmz #
  • target: rats – everything is bigger and has sharper teeth in chicago http://twitpic.com/b8fth #
  • dear wingnuts, please remember – war=peace, hate=love and #palin isn't a quitter. double-plus good!! #
  • When will troop-hating gop come out w/ their cover of "fuck the poilce"? #
  • HOO! the tea party express isn't coming through boston?? WE INVENTED THE TEA PARTY #uselesspyschos http://is.gd/1HXMm #
  • gotta find a new audiobook for the month #
  • @SwagDonors dunno. I'll check and see! Thanks! in reply to SwagDonors #
  • @STROnline was that for me? i LOVE the bible! esp. the part where the guy gives up his daug's virginity so the angel isn't sodomized! in reply to STROnline #
  • @thewyzard is now blocked in reply to thewyzard #
  • I'm in beverly! …the city, you filth mongers #
  • I'm tweeting from my cellphone that i'm reading the dowd column about "don't miss a minute" americans on my ipod. So fuck you, maureen. ๐Ÿ˜‰ #
  • 6807 *juveniles* are serving life sentences in the US. Yay, America #
  • @redwoodr life? Dunno about that. I have hard time throwing away a 15yr old without trying to get him back first in reply to redwoodr #
  • @salimfadhley oh dowd is usually snarky good fun in reply to salimfadhley #
  • Work is being done on 95S exit 38 outside of boston and traffic is shit #
  • @TheBloggess I totally understand that in reply to TheBloggess #
  • ya know, instead of bitching about how "somebody" "ate" "all" the cheesecake, why not just make two of them? *laffin* #
  • @Daggy1 and what are your credentials to judge it? *laffin* #tcot in reply to Daggy1 #
  • @Moody_Loner night moody ๐Ÿ˜‰ in reply to Moody_Loner #
  • @Daggy1 didn't bother you when bush did it…or cheney – why so vex now, little wingnut? #tcot in reply to Daggy1 #
  • ohhh shit – leroy "wicked fucking crazy homophobe" swailes interviewed on a gay radio show – http://is.gd/1IqdT #
  • @USA_Housewife just curious – why does your icon look like a lesbian? #
  • @annthal and drug/alchol rehab is more cost effective than the prison industrial complex…but doesn't make the profit. in reply to annthal #
  • @annthal plus rehab would *add* to the number of people needing job raising unemployment number. so much for societal concern. :-\ in reply to annthal #
  • HAHA! from FB "Matt Rooney changed the name of the group "Conservative Revolution 2008" to "Conservative Revolution 2010". or 2090 whatever #
  • RT @McCainBlogette: Check out my new column "GOP goes Viral" http://bit.ly/11POYZ or "GOP Tries Jargon Since Nothing Else Works" #

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