ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? Have you not yet retrieved your balls from the box marked “War On Terror”? How in the hell to you expect to look Murrrow in the eyes at that great newsdesk in the sky?
Why the FUCK would you even bother to interview Sarah Palin again? Sarah Palin blames the MSM for making her look stoopid. Sarah Palin hates the “filter” of the MSM, especially when she’s shown to look stoopid. Sarah Palin thinks her First Amendment rights are violated because you, the MSM, questioned her completely fucked up sense of self that tells her she’s smart.
And so rather than send her a letter that says something to the effect of
Dear Ms Palin,Thanks for your generous offer to allow us to interview you and further advance your own Christ-driven “excellent adventure”. We had a lovely time sitting down with you in the past and we have the utmost confidence that you watched each of the interviews with the sound off.
However, you know what horrible, horrible people we are. After all, we’re owned and operated by jews and liberals. We’ll twist any information we get into something that will make America look bad and make Russia rear its angry head. Seriously. We hate America. Our filter makes everything look pink, (That’s pink for both “pinko” and “gay”, btw)
And it is because we truly did enjoy your plain speakin’, cheerleadin’, fancy pagent walkin’ self so much that we, the MSM, politely decline your offer. You see, even though we’re hard-hearted, hook-nosed America and God haters (hail Satan!) we like you. Don’t ask us why – we just do. We couldn’t bear to hear you called a cheap, hypocritical media whore for doing more interviews with us instead of standing up for your principles – The MSM is evil.
So, good luck conducting your 2012 bid for president without our help and go fuck yourself.
you rolled over because she scratched your balls.
HEY – LOOK! There’s Rev. Wright and Bill Ayers having a threesome with Obama!
Yes, of course, you looked. You don’t give a fuck about the crimes committed by the bush administration, but you’ll put on a two hours special about what kind of dog the Obama’s plan to pick.
WOULD YOU PLEASE FUCKING STOP IT?