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Tweetin’ 2008-11-21

November 21st, 2008 No comments
  • @SupaPhly i guess that makes *your* tweet my pre-raisin bran since i’ve just woken up and barely had coffee! thanks for a good start! in reply to SupaPhly #
  • http://is.gd/8gPN – out of town news to close – maybe we’ll get a yankee candle and the transformation into a mall will be complete #
  • @smuttysteff sooo…does that mean you’ve been making half decaf coffee? *laffin* in reply to smuttysteff #
  • dilemma – annoying tweets are GREAT material but they’re still annoying tweets…to unfollow or not…that is the question #
  • this is gonna be a weird day…i can tell already #
  • hm…twitter tools seems to not be posting digests #

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Tweetin’ 2008-11-20

November 20th, 2008 No comments
  • @marlaerwin *slightly* obsessive but understandable in reply to marlaerwin #
  • @marlaerwin prolly not the liz phair version which kicks ass in reply to marlaerwin #
  • @kyrialydia you are where you need to be *smile* in reply to kyrialydia #
  • possbile q&A in the boston phoenix to hype the show – yay me #
  • if you followed me recently and i haven’t followed you back and you’re an actual human send me a DM and i’ll jump right on it #
  • or @ me…whatever…whack me upside the head digital-like #
  • words you rarely read and yet i read them – “memorable performances by Ernest Borgnine, James Farentino…Stacy Keach” #
  • an hour to rend 5mins of video…doesn’t seem fair #
  • @ilinap INFP i basically live in a cave and come out when i have to *laffin* in reply to ilinap #
  • @kyrialydia no,no – i meant twitpic..and word processing in reply to kyrialydia #
  • time to mulch leaves and ponder the ponderable #
  • http://is.gd/7mjS – The Nietzsche Family Circus
    – hilarious! #
  • why is blueberry o-water hard to open and blackberry o-water is not? #
  • well, that’s exciting – i’ll be up and broadcasting on second life sometimes! #
  • @mikedoe johnny whittaker will kick your child star ass in reply to mikedoe #
  • @StarrGazr that’s a really distrubing sentence to read quickly in reply to StarrGazr #
  • Did i just pay$1.99 for gas? Why, yes i did. I did just pay $1.99 for gas! #
  • On the down side, the comics outnumber the audience #
  • Note: ass-rape jokes are sooo 2006 #
  • well sometimes the spam makes sense – “If your whole life is shit, at least you can have a decent watch on.” #
  • @Knownhuman i would love to get down there! if you know coffee houe or unitarian church i’d be more than happy to set something up! in reply to Knownhuman #
  • @SupaPhly i guess that makes *your* tweet my pre-raisin bran since i’ve just woken up and barely had coffee! thanks for a good start! in reply to SupaPhly #
  • http://is.gd/8gPN – out of town news to close – maybe we’ll get a yankee candle and the transformation into a mall will be complete #
  • @smuttysteff sooo…does that mean you’ve been making half decaf coffee? *laffin* in reply to smuttysteff #
  • dilemma – annoying tweets are GREAT material but they’re still annoying tweets…to unfollow or not…that is the question #
  • this is gonna be a weird day…i can tell already #
  • hm…twitter tools seems to not be posting digests #

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Tweetin’ 2008-11-15

November 15th, 2008 No comments
  • i’m going to promise myself to check out “bully” on the wii tonight – i hope it’s not like the movie and i have to dance in my underwear #
  • seven 15yr old girls screaming at the top of their lungs…oh, look…we’re out of milk… i should go get some #

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Tweetin’ 2008-11-14

November 14th, 2008 No comments
  • just got the ok to do a one-time 1/2hr so…time to take pictures of the cats #
  • is it required to have some sort of facial hair to be a purpose driven pastor? #
  • @Mickeleh i think the GOP is trying to self-destruct so it can arise, phoenix-like, from the ashes and looking an awful lot like sarah palin #
  • @justjim73 or they do but just miss spots consistently – like the wim area #
  • @Karoli i’m with you 100% on that! #
  • wp 2.7? yes? no? anyone? #
  • @geminigrrl ๐Ÿ™ sorry about that! in reply to geminigrrl #
  • @geminigrrl that would be a lovely world, wouldn’t it? *laffin* in reply to geminigrrl #
  • @geminigrrl perhaps that’ll be our secular heaven – unconfused corporate communication in reply to geminigrrl #
  • @geminigrrl sold! in reply to geminigrrl #
  • @avflox amen in reply to avflox #
  • i’m going to promise myself to check out “bully” on the wii tonight – i hope it’s not like the movie and i have to dance in my underwear #
  • seven 15yr old girls screaming at the top of their lungs…oh, look…we’re out of milk… i should go get some #

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In Which I Post My Gut-Honest Prayer

November 14th, 2008 1 comment

Someone asked and due to a previous discussion along these lines and procrastination of something that i should be doing, I obliged.ย  No, I’m not christian, though once I went to a christian church.ย  As I understand it, you don’t have to be christian to pray to the big-C big-G Christian God.ย  I truly do believe this, though.ย  It sickens me to see good people used as spiritual cannon fodder by the cynical right-wing of the GOP who slash assistance to the poor in direct contradiction of Jesus’ command to “go thy way, sell whatsoever thou hast, and give to the poor, and thou shalt have treasure in heaven: and come, take up the cross, and follow me.”

Tell me, Dr. Dobson, how do you justify a Focus on the Family “campus” with its own zip code.

Tell me, Pastor Warren, how do you justify your support of mushrooming mega-churches that fit 10,000 and keep you rich?

Tell me, Rev. Robertson, how do you justify your support of apartheid and brutal dictators?

Tell right-wing “christians”, how do you justify your colleges that train students how to lust for government power to pass laws that would make Jesus weep?

Only by turning their back on the pretenders and power brokers will christians get back to Christ.ย  And that’s a Biblical truth.

My gut-honest prayer is for Christians to take back their religion from politicians who use it to advance an agenda of fear and make promises they have no intention of keeping.I pray that Christians will turn back to the Bible and focus on what’s important – helping those that truly need help rather than those they deem worthy of help.ย  I pray they will stop demonizing those that God alone can judge.

I pray that Christianity will stop spending money on 128′ flat screen televisions for mega-churches or building “campuses” that have their own zip code and put that money towards goals that Jesus would support.

In short, I pray that they will return to Jesus’ example of attracting through good deeds and sacrifice rather than flash and power.

Amen

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Tweetin’ 2008-11-13

November 13th, 2008 No comments
  • The last thing i want do right now is a comedy show but roadsteamer is here so that’s a blessing #
  • What the FUCK was that?? I just got called out by the comic that followed me! Dude – it’s FUCKING COMEDY #
  • Tip – don’t close with your “how do blind guys know when they’re done wiping their ass” material #
  • Roadsteamer lyrics – if your teddy could talk/he’d tell everybody what a slut you are” i heart roadsteamer! #
  • should sleep…can’t sleep #
  • @phillymac i’d like to see viewer stats before i buy into that #
  • @phillymac umm..here’s a tip – don’t send hard-right christian websites to advance your arguments about fairness – it’s insulting #
  • @zildjianpro i did – i’ll change it back when i’m no longer grumpy ๐Ÿ˜‰ #

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Tweetin’ 2008-11-12

November 12th, 2008 No comments
  • at least there’s “the dewey cox story” – “i’m dead, dewey! i can’t even masturbate. ya ever try to jerk off with a ghost hand? NOTHING!” #
  • at least there’s “the dewey cox story” – “i’m dead, dewey! i can’t even masturbate. ya ever try to jerk off with a ghost hand? NOTHING!” #
  • @smuttysteff game on? http://www.youtube.com/user/BillyBobNeck *laffin* #
  • i have to let this shitty day go #
  • full moon tomorrow – that figures #
  • @Karoli palin literally creates her own reality as she speaks – VPs don’t give speeches? that’s ok – she’s mavericky and they do now #
  • i’m thinking that when palin (tries to) run in 2012 she’ll do everything exactly the same – it’ll be like she woke from a four year nap #
  • @andreamercado nothing – i’m not sure why i’d want to follow a company #
  • @jayrosen_nyu right or left – hitler ALWAYS works *laffin* #
  • @andreamercado FB-wise, i would *definately* not follow-too much to keep up with as is- twit-wise if it got popular, how would comcast grow? #
  • http://is.gd/72IT – scarborough “fuck you” proving that swearing is just second nature to some fucking people #
  • listeing to the scarborough think again, mika says, “um…honey?” which doesn’t help the rumors that they’re banging #
  • i don’t understand holding a prop 8 protest in MA when we have gay marriage #
  • @andreamercado how many people would they need to monitor twitter if twitter goes mainstream? and what about wait times? #
  • @andreamercado there’s no on-hold music for twitter letting you know that you’re in queue #
  • @ExitPass oh, i don’t care about it – it’s ridiculous that we pretend our leaders are SO moral that they don’t swear – it’s just words #
  • @andreamercado i totally agree – he popped up just when i typed “comcast” #
  • @GR8FL i know-but to call it a “protest” is silly-maybe a support rally-i’m just touchy about messing around in another state’s buisness #
  • not too much money/bored with it six months from now/itโ€™s from ikea #
  • @twitter hmm…the web interface doesn’t reflect anything i twitted via twhirl #
  • WHOA! the dragon naturally speaking dictionary comes pre-loaded with “jehovah’s witnesses” #
  • @kyrialydia congrats! it’ll stop sucking someday…promise #
  • @kyrialydia it’s a voice recognition program – just funny to see it there – mormon’s in there, too #
  • @twitter um…now a reply i received is gone – freaky! #
  • i have no focus today – whatever #
  • i shan’t brag about my twitter rank since there’s nothing to brag about #
  • so the msm give palin a platform with which to attack the msm on…and she takes it? if she hates the msm then let her find another way #

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In Which I Wonder What The Sound Of One Hand Being Interviewed Is

November 12th, 2008 No comments

Dear MSM,

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?ย  Have you not yet retrieved your balls from the box marked “War On Terror”?ย  How in the hell to you expect to look Murrrow in the eyes at that great newsdesk in the sky?

Why the FUCK would you even bother to interview Sarah Palin again?ย  Sarah Palin blames the MSM for making her look stoopid.ย  Sarah Palin hates the “filter” of the MSM, especially when she’s shown to look stoopid.ย  Sarah Palin thinks her First Amendment rights are violated because you, the MSM, questioned her completely fucked up sense of self that tells her she’s smart.

And so rather than send her a letter that says something to the effect of

Dear Ms Palin,Thanks for your generous offer to allow us to interview you and further advance your own Christ-driven “excellent adventure”.ย  We had a lovely time sitting down with you in the past and we have the utmost confidence that you watched each of the interviews with the sound off.

However, you know what horrible, horrible people we are.ย  After all, we’re owned and operated by jews and liberals.ย  We’ll twist any information we get into something that will make America look bad and make Russia rear its angry head.ย  Seriously.ย  We hate America.ย  Our filter makes everything look pink,ย  (That’s pink for both “pinko” and “gay”, btw)

And it is because we truly did enjoy your plain speakin’, cheerleadin’, fancy pagent walkin’ self so much that we, the MSM, politely decline your offer.ย  You see, even though we’re hard-hearted, hook-nosed America and God haters (hail Satan!) we like you.ย  Don’t ask us why – we just do.ย  We couldn’t bear to hear you called a cheap, hypocritical media whore for doing more interviews with us instead of standing up for your principles – Theย  MSM is evil.

So, good luck conducting your 2012 bid for president without our help and go fuck yourself.

xoxoxox,

The MSM

you rolled over because she scratched your balls.

HEY – LOOK!ย  There’s Rev. Wright and Bill Ayers having a threesome with Obama!

Yes, of course, you looked.ย  You don’t give a fuck about the crimes committed by the bush administration, but you’ll put on a two hours special about what kind of dog the Obama’s plan to pick.

WOULD YOU PLEASE FUCKING STOP IT?

Thanks,

Paul Day

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Tweetin’ 2008-11-11

November 11th, 2008 No comments
  • “I hope your joking. And if you aren’t joking, then you might just be one of the dumbest humans alive.” it just makes me laff and laff #
  • @darkgracie funny how that works #
  • @smuttysteff hey…you never told me about the bridge you have #
  • @Stranahan maple queef? #
  • @Stranahan Guelph (it just sounds nasty all by itself)@smuttysteff #
  • my twitter strategy – unfollow people who use “personal brand” #
  • thank you, veterans, for doing a job that very few of us could do #
  • @kyrialydia how did you get “bitches” passed your editor? *laffin* #
  • http://is.gd/71u9 gary bauer – hey, blacks and lefties: “prez obama” means stop whining about race because there’s no more racism..ever :-\ #
  • @smuttysteff yes, but how many ceramic seal statues had to die because of your kitchen oil spill?? #
  • @robertsnell like l.l. cool j? “i’m goin’ back to halli/to halli/to halli/i’m goin’ back to halli (i don’t think so)” #
  • grrrrrr…that is all #
  • NICE! nader pisses the rest of his goodwill away – “His choice…is whether he’s going to be Uncle Sam…or Uncle Tom” – http://is.gd/6uHr #
  • this day is absolute shit #
  • @agustarz excellent! let’s hate the world together! ๐Ÿ˜‰ #
  • is there a web app that allows you to smash digital furniture? (god, i wish i programmed sometimes) #
  • time to take it out on some unsuspecting drivers #
  • @agustarz name it! ๐Ÿ˜‰ #
  • time to make the donuts…later #

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Tweetin’ 2008-11-10

November 10th, 2008 No comments
  • @blogdiva amen to that! radical? comapared to what – white bread and maynaisse sandwiches? #
  • @deedashrob wanna dress you up in my looooooove/all over your bahd-eeeeee #
  • @dr_benway the only way to combat it is to stop thinking entirely #
  • always nice to find out that someone you follow follows you back #
  • watching “the education of shelby knox” on netflix http://is.gd/6PO7 -about a christian girl who figures out that abstince only doesn’t work #
  • @StarrGazr hah! go figuh! #
  • “sex is what two dogs do on the street corner- boom, boom, boom..do NOT let that happen..you WILL be hurt: spiritually, physically, fiscally #
  • @StarrGazr WHO ARE YOU AND WHY…oh…yeah *laffin* #
  • i’m sorry – i would never want to tell my parents that i would never fuck anyone until i was married – that’s just weird #
  • @avflox you crack me up! #
  • #shelbyknox this girl has guts to go up against a youth pastor who says “christian and liberal are like oil and water” #
  • #shelbyknox pastor: “i hear you speak and i hear tolerance” – he doesn’t say this in a good way #
  • @limrag dunno about THAT but i’d eat a lot more tranfat, that’s for sure #
  • THAT was an amazing documentary not ONLY about small town christian politics but about how to be a great parent #
  • http://is.gd/6QgW – The Education of Shelby Knox – really inspiring – (and i’d try to make mohegan sun with enough leeway) #
  • @kyrialydia sending good thoughts your way – great vlog – day at a time #
  • @kyrialydia you don’t have to not be sad (jesus- i can’t parse that and i wrote it) – be as sad as you want – just don’t fucking drink – ๐Ÿ˜‰ #
  • @seldo mamet writing yoda? #
  • it just struck me that i’m getting to an age where 1958 referes to “grandfather” to the current demographic while it’s “father” to me – fuck #
  • @Stranahan [whispers]because then it would look like govt endorses the gays[/whispers] ๐Ÿ˜‰ #
  • @JoeCascio heh – 1962 here – i cringe everytime i here “my aim is true” on what’s regarded as the “oldies” station #
  • @Stranahan you’ve got something there – make a cottage industry out of it (like the TSA) and everyone will get behind it…so to speak #
  • @Stranahan we won’t speak about jim – i’d give waters an A++ just for multiple maniacs alone #
  • @deedashrob *laffin* where. is. your. elephant. god. NOW?? #
  • @kyrialydia yup – just like they’re supposed to – if it’s broke don’t nix it #
  • @deedashrob seriously! this fucking rick-roll stuff – i hated the song from the start, now it’s a universal punchline…THAT I HATE #
  • @ladawn http://is.gd/6Rid – tiny tpt rachel – jesus wants me for a sunbeam ๐Ÿ˜‰ #
  • @deedashrob and then she broke into “holiday”? #
  • the ironic gospel music hour is on the air http://130.64.87.16:8000/listen.pls followed by billy bob neck’s hour of bein’ good #
  • weird – “first read” says without bush tanking it’s doubtful that the nation would have taken a chance” on obama – is this post-racial? #
  • @smuttysteff well, i’ll have to do a JFK refresher course – still, you’d think that would have bolstered the “expirience” argument #
  • @smuttysteff well, i’ll have to check and see if i’m being neo-psuedo-anti-pre post racial ๐Ÿ˜‰ #
  • lieberman deserves what he gets – i’m not even sure why the dems want to bother with him – let the ‘licans have him and zell miller #
  • @Mobasoft $2.25 in watertown, ma – i treated myself to mid-grade gas because of it – almost felt like i was going to a spa ๐Ÿ˜‰ #
  • @ExitPass lieberman is a barge rat #
  • @smuttysteff oh, i know about that – but if obama’s gonna do that, can’t he bury him under the floorboards of the oval office instead? #
  • @ExitPass @smuttysteff you can’t trust a double agent who knows he’s being appeased – lieberman is NOT serverus snape #
  • @smuttysteff or at least the tip of his cigar ๐Ÿ˜‰ #
  • @smuttysteff i’ve been in the market for a bridge in a major metropolitan area, preferably NYC #
  • sms is really scattershot right now #
  • @geminigrrl it’s weird – so spotty – sometimes yes, sometimes no #
  • @agustarz on purpose? #
  • @smuttysteff hey – just one question first #
  • @smuttysteff awww….nothing *laffin* #
  • sour cream pancakes for dinner! #

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