8:06: Ooh! There’s gonna be a doggie! And Cindy Sheehan!
8:36: Wolf really wishes that he was in the limo with the president so that he could hear what he says! He’s such a fan! I’d want a button from his jacket.
MSNBC has a countdown clock to the SOTU.
8:40: Wolf thinks bush’s job is harder than Laura’s.
8:42: Will CNN do a SOTU bloopers reel?
Drug company propaganda from CVS – And the drug company paid for the medication.
8:44: Cindy Sheehan was arrested before she could get into the House Chamber. No word if the Chinese ate the bomb-sniffing dog
8:55: Oh, Cindy, you idiot. How could you fuck up an opportunity like that by unrolling a banner against House rules? Every single TV camera would have been trained on you. You could have kept seated through the whole speech. You could have even given him the finger for hour. But, no.
9:01: This little chickee doing the introductions to the Speaker is HOT! And she knows it.
9:07: Sargeant Of Arms – Wilson’s Living Good!
9:09: FLASH! Gary Coleman is standing next to Laura Bush!
9:11: bush looks like a 14-year old pretending to be president.
9:12: Brown-nosing Coretta Scott King. Another hurdle down for affirmative action!
9:13: “Why can’t we all just get aloooooooong?”
9:15: No isolationism – “I kinda fucked up that one up when I went into Iraq.”
9:16 Democracy brings hope not resentment. Umm…who the hell wrote that line?
9:18: B-b-b-bin Laden? Oh, no, he di’nt! He did NOT just say that! Nuh-uh!
9:19: “Allowing the violent to inherit the earth” Umm…who the hell wrote that line?
9:20: “An assaulted world to fend for itself…never surrender to evil.” Soooooo…we’re pretty much fucked until he leaves.
9:21: “We will remain on the offensive in Afghanistan”. Didn’t we declare victory alread?
9:22: “In three years, we still have not distributed all the chocolate to the Iraqi children and we will not leave until we do.”
9:23: It’s surpsing the House chamber doesn’t tip over from the imbalance of Republicans standing and Democrats not.
9:24: “We must keep our word and not pull out of Iraq like my Daddy did.”
9:26: Letter from a dead soldier, parents in the audience…somewhere Satan smiles
9:29: Dems stand to support the troops – duh
9:29: Will this entire fucking speech be about Iraq? Really?
9:30: Twenty-three minutes – the State of the Union is…in Iraq? Oh, and we’re invading Iran tomorrow.
9:32: We love everybody! Why does everybody hate us? We want everyone to be healthy, like our population is.
9:33: bush needs Al-anon. Apparently the State of the Union depends on the rest of the world doing ok.
9:34: I’LL SPY ON THE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORLD! No word on when we’ll hire Arabic translators. Hillary ruefully grins and shakes her head.
9:35: “A long war fought by presidents of both parties.” W-wait. Didn’t we capture bin Laden already:
9:38: How much money do we owe China?
9:39: Pemanent tax cuts so that Americans can continue to not save money.
9:41: Line item veto? To stop lobbyists? Holy shit – I just threw up on the keyboard.
9:42: “Two of my dad’s favorite people, me and Bill.” Hillary – if looks could kill.
9:43: I am almost weeping with joy as the Democrats give the big fuck you on the Social Security bit.
9:45: “Affordable health care and I promise not to cum in your mouth”
9:45: “Affordable health insurance and I promise not to cum in your mouth”
9:46: “America is addicted to oil and I am addicted to crack. How can I not be? I want to do the nuclear energy thing again. I’m Buck Rogers! Wheeeeeee! I want…I want to proposed particle travel for every man, woman and child.”
9:50: Nanotechnology. Cheney smiles engimatically.
9:52: Kids has got to get learning good.
9:53: “America has become a more hopeful nation” Oh, you mean Jesus-wise. I thought you meant, you know, hopeful that you wouldn’t get us blown up again.
9:55: America’s not in decline. I know that we’ll survive you, bitch.
9:57: Sandra Day O’Connor is leaving a turd in Alito’s new desk
9:58: Public trust must never be betrayed and that’s why he’s releasing all files relating to Katrina and Cheney’s meetings with energy companies.
10:00: AIDS – half of all from African-Americans…well, now that Coretta’s dead…
10:01: End the stigma of AIDS? How will Republicans get elected if he manages to do THAT?
10:02: “The destination of history…” “History written in courage” Terrorism is a thing with feathers.
Oy. So…what did we learn – that we unless we finish a war that will never end we will never get the oil monkey off our back so let’s be nice to the rest of the world and hope that we don’t get blown up again. And less fucking and more learning for the kids.