Nah, nah, nah, boo-boo
Stick your head in doo-doo
– Typical fourth grader
Nah, nah, nah, boo-boo
Stick your head in feces
– Typical wingnut
Welcome, wingnuts, to the Other Side Of The Mirror. This is the sane side of the mirror – the side where we don’t invade countries because our penises are smaller than our daddy’s. This is the side where “thoughtfulness” and “intelligence” are virtues and not weaknesses. This is the side where, while you don’t have to lay down and show your belly, you accept defeat with a little more grace and not sabre rattle when you know the Senate vote’s gonna wind up 94-6.
Yes, this is the side where Obama is president and, sorry, you’ll have to deal with that.
Let’s make something clear – we (the lie-beral defeato-crat, islamofascist lovers) didn’t hate bush right out of the gate. Getting us to hate him was the only thing he really worked hard at. 9/11? Did we hate him after 9/11? Answer – no. We didn’t even blame him for unti until that silly piece of paper surfaced with something about “bin Laden determined to attack inside the US blah blah blah”. I didn’t hate him for going into Afghanistan and kicking the ass of the perpetrators of 9/11…even though they 90% Saudi citizens. I didn’t really hate him that much for allowing AIDS patients in some countries to die because those countries allowed abortion.
No – I hated him because he invaded a country that, even to my unpracticed eye, had NOTHING TO FUCKING DO WITH 9/11. I hated him because, after swearing up and down that killing bin Laden was Job #1, HE THREW UP HIS HANDS AND SAID FUCK IT. I hated his propaganda machine made disagreement with his policies REASON TO BE FUCKING SPIED ON.
Now, it’s not like I expect you folks to act like adults since you’ll always be bullies no matter which party is in power. You’re fouth graders with hardons for war movies but not for personally going to war. So Tygrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Express (or how many “wicked kewl” r’s you use), if your going to masturbate, do it in private, ok?
From what I have learned over the last few days, it is very important that “we all come together.”
Yet from what I remember during the previous 8 years, the main phrase was that “dissent is patriotic.”
It is amazing how the rules of civility are completely altered when a democrat wins the White House. Perhaps that is what Barack Obama meant by “change.”
We have tough problems to face, so we have to rally around our new leader and support him. Funny, in 2000 the mantra was, “Let’s destroy this guy because we feel like it.”
Now that those that know only insatiable bloodlust are being forced to smile and be pleasant, they expect conservatives to just let vicious bygones be vicious bygones.
It doesn’t work that way.
I have nothing against Barack Obama personally. He seems to be a likable fellow that is right about some things and wrong about many more.
His presidency is less than a week old and you and your conservative buddies have done nothing but act like dicks. And limp ones, at that. So spare me your cheap irony that we’re telling you to shut up and silencing your dissent. We’re not. We’re not telling homeland security to spy on you just because you have an R next to your name or because you voted for Alan Keyes or some other fanatic.
“I don’t have anything against him personally…” Sweet fucking jesus – do you really expect anyone to believe that? That particular code was busted decades ago. “Oh, he’s a nice enough guy, given that he rapes puppies and sells crack to kids.”
Bang your little to xylophones and tin drums. Do your little goosesteps around the Washington Monument. Have all the dissent you want. No one is calling you unpatriotic because you have different ideas. No one is using that Patriot Act to track you down in your home. No one is trying to fire you because you’re a closet gay who’s blowing Grover Norquist.
We. Don’t. Care.
No matter how many times you try to force people into believing that we will ship conservatives off to concentration/re-education camps it just won’t be true. Most people know that. That’s why they voted democratic instead of republican.
They got tired of feeling afraid of their government.
So, cry all you want – it’ll set a good example for your children: even without facts you must hate the opposition.
BUT you have the right to be disgusting.