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In Which I Bid Dobson Farewell

March 3rd, 2010 No comments

I know I’m not the most Christian person on the face of the earth…who am I kidding…I’m a fucking Unitarian Universalist.  In case you didn’t know, we start of all of our “services” by chanting, “Bibles? We don’t need no steenkin’ bibles!”

But I’ve said too much.

What I meant to say was here’s the beginning of a farewell to gay-bashingest, homo-hating-est, bush-dick-sucking, God-misunderstanding hellbound fucktard still alive today. I look forward to Focus on the Family folding  fabulously leaving behind a trail of debts and lawsuits that will make Bleak House seem as short as Bambi Vs. Godzilla.

Bye Bye Dobson…you piece of hypocritical shit

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In Which No One Cares About The Sound Of One Hand Clapping

January 23rd, 2009 No comments

But you SHOULD care about the sound of a bunch of liberal putting together and album of great music to support Netroot Nations in Second Life.  Can’t make this year’s Netroots Nation conference this year for whatever reason?  I probably can’t either – why not attend online then?  It’s a helluva a lot cheaper if not free.

Of course, nothing is free so who’s gonna pay for it?  You can help by buying The Revolution Will Be Streamed on It’s an album (or CD or whatever you want to call it) of music donated by the Thinking Liberally crowd on Second Life.  14 songs for $8 AND you get to help out a good cause?  That’s not too bad.

And outside of the brilliant talent, you can hear Billy Bob Neck…umm…rapping.

In Which I Found A Few Old Podcasts

May 13th, 2008 1 comment

I was looking through an old hard drive and stumbled across the five old music podcasts that are almost three years old.  It’s just messing around and I seriously didn’t really know what I was doing but I still think they’re pretty amusing.  And, no, that’s not really my voice


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In Which He Still Keeps Sucking

March 5th, 2008 2 comments

Not that you actually expect a plethora of posts anymore here (and I truly am sorry to the 2.7 people that stop by regularly) but I’d like to explain the gap.  Normally, I’m not posting because of the alter-ego and his various projects but in this case, I fell into a Larry shaped hole.  My wife continues to tell me to let it be and that he’s a “fucking psychopath” and she’s right.  I know I should come up with something other than the car wreck analogy, but some cliches just can’t be improved upon.

If you’re new to the whole Larry Sinclair debacle, let me get you up to speed.  Larry wants to you believe that he blew Barack Obama in 1999 while Obama smoked crack.  Just to believe it.  He won’t do anything to prove it – you just have to take his word for it.  And why shouldn’t you?  If Larry did time in three separate prisons for credit card fraud – what’s that to you?  If Larry sold drugs and coyote’d Mexicans across the US Border, well, in this day and age who hasn’t?  Are you really so shallow that you can’t see beyond someone’s faults and see the good that’s buried deep, deep, deep, deep inside them?  If you answered “yes” to that question then you are EXACTLY the kind of person that Larry is looking for – AKA: a moron.

So for someone of Larry’s caliber to stridently insist that he blew a man who, through hard work, determination and without criminal record, made it to the US Senate, well, you’ll forgive my skepticism.  Pretty much the past week or so found me in the bizarre, disturbing and probably racist world in which a white man with a miserable track record trumps a black man with standing.

I’m not that hot for Obama.  I’ve warmed up to him, sure, and given a choice between him and Clinton – I’ll take him.  I’ll stand by my assertion that Kucinich was the only true liberal in the race and possibly the only real democrat.  I make this qualification because in the world of the larrytards (and I believe I created that moniker) if you speak against Larry then you rabidly support Obama to the point where you will stalk and kill Larry for the simple act of asking Obama to admit that he is a gay crackhead.  “B-b-but that’s CRAZY, ” you sigh with a resignation beyond your years.  Agreed.  Who would bring suit in Federal Court against Obama, David Axelrod (Obama’s campaign manager) AND the entire Democratic National Committee because they continue to (waaaaait for it)

conspire against the rights of citizens in that they are actively engaged in ongoing internet intimidation, claiming to be engaging the the conduction of illegal  investigations into plaintiffs personal life, an actively involved in preventing allegation brought of illegal drug use and sexual activity involving Defendent Obama from becoming public knowledge.

Obviously, you’re thinking that I didn’t proofread the above but I promise that I did. Part of the problem and the puzzle of Larry Sinclair is that he provides no history or biographical information outside of anecdotes he tells to shortwave radio personalities.  Thus much of what you can find is conjecture, rumor or both.  Someone somewhere posited that Larry is schizophrenic.  Given that Obama, Axelrod and the DNC violate the rights of the “citizens”, it sounds like a decent diagnosis.  The lawsuit points to the reason why, like bush, your either for ‘im or agin’ ‘im.  Criticize Larry (or even a larrytard) and you work directly for Obama and not in a casual be-bathrobed blogger, maybe I’ll knock on a few doors today, kind of a way.  They mean directly for Obama.  They mean that you are paid by Obama directly and possibly in cash.  According to the larrytards, anyone posting anti-Larry content gets paid $1/line.  I’m not sure I have it in me at the moment to find some of these accusations in the YouTube comments but Larry’s March 2nd lettermailed in Mondays mail” to Obama and Axelrod should give you a flavor.  The letter, titled “Questions” contain eight questions…well, five questions (four if you don’t count the rhetorical “do you truly believe….that I will go away?”) and three demand for them to prove various things.

2. How can the two of you stand in front of this country talking about bring people together at the same time you both have engaged your supporters in a massive internet smear against me where you are providing knowing false information to your paid bloggers for the purpose trying to keep the truth about you Mr. Obama from coming out?

3. How can you claim to be a uniter at the same time you are encouraging your supporters to threaten to blow my head off, to cut my throat and to set me on fire if I do not recent my statements?

This is a straight copy/paste job.  “Recent” is generally thought, in Larryspeak, to mean “recant”.

The allure of Larry is that he’s like a grapefruit spoon – spoons aren’t thought of as weapons but he’s got these serrations that not only look retarded but might actually hurt if used thoughtlessly.  And thought is the farthest thing from Larry’s mind.  He doesn’t do it and neither should you.  “Thinking” is something that Obama does.  They want to bandy about terms like “logic” and “reason”.  If you step back and start thinking  about the yarn Larry weaves, you’ll find yourself naked in no time.

I’m going to admit that I haven’t listen to every minute of all six radio interviews Larry’s done with such name brands as Jim Sumpter (“22 states on 38 stations”), the Right Perspective which you can hear on…um…shortwave.  The one I’m most familiar with is the “World’s #1 Alternative News Source” – Jeff Rense.

World’s #1 Alternative News Source 
No.  Seriously.  That’s him.

The series of unfortunate non-events starts when Larry, living the high life in a rented limo and staying at the Comfort Inn in Gurnee, IL.  Larry decides to sample the night life of Chicago so he magically appears there.  Did he have the limo pick him up and drive the hour it takes to get to Chicago?  Beats me?  Jeff doesn’t ask because, after all, Larry’s telling the truth, right?  Once in Chicago, Larry is lonely.  He wants someone just to talk to.  He’s not thinking about blowing some guy in the back of his limo.  He likes conversation – meeting people – getting to know the folks in the area.  So he asks the limo driver if he knows anybody he can talk to in Chicago.  The limo driver has a friend whom he calls.  The friend says, sure, it’s a non-specified day at a non-specified time of the night, I’ll be right over.  Great!  Meet us at this “upscale lounge”.  “Shall I meet you inside,” the friend asks.  No, just wait for the limo to pull up outside.  “Okey-doke,” says the friend.

The “friend” is Obama.  Just to make sure you understand – State Senator Barack Obama gets a call from a friend who drives a limo.  The drivers calls and asks if State Senator Barack Obama would come out and hang with the man who’s hired him to drive him around in a limo.  State Senator Barack Obama then gets to the “upscale lounge” and the proceeds to wait on the sidewalk for the limo to arrive.  Wouldn’t you have a few questions about this?  Jeff Rense didn’t really except for a few minor clarifications.  What was the name of the lounge? 

“Well,” said Larry, “I’m 90% sure I remember  the name of it but I’m waiting for Citibank to send me statements from 11/99 so I know for certain.  I really don’t want to make any mistakes, you know?”

Was it on the south side?  West side?

“Like I said, I really don’t want to make any mistakes.”

If Jeff was skeptical he didn’t let that get in the way of his professional interview skills.

Larry, however, feels no need whatsoever to “prove” anything.  He spoke the truth  and Obama needs to answer it.  It’s really that simple.  If you happen to catch Larry on his YouTube page and ask him about why he won’t release the evidence he’ll curtly inform you that he does NOT have to answer to the public.  Yes.  You read that right.  But the odd thing is he says that Obama should be judged in the court of public opinion.  How does the public judge if he won’t give them the evidence?  How the fuck should I know?  This is just one of the many facets of this particular Wonderland.

Another is how logic and profanity get you banned but you can say “nigger” all you want.  BBN started commenting and the larrytard had no problem with him

AMEN, SDMcDonald! Republicans don’t care if a man is a nigger or if he ain’t a nigger. We don’t see that kinda thing. It’s only the dumbocrats that make a big deal out of it.

Thank you kindly, sdm! I believe in calling a spade a spade and not messing around with all these dumbo-crats terms like “african-american” or “black”. A nigger is a nigger. It was good enough for my daddy and my daddy’s daddy and on back until northern lie-berals stuck their big jew noses into our business.

Don’t go RINO on me, sdm. There ain’t nothing wrong with it unless you’re one of those PC republicans like McCainAndAble who wants to let the taco jockeys sell drugs in school and rape our kindergartners. We gotta stand strong and take back America!

lizd, what the heck are you talking about? everybody knows that niggers take crack over cocaine. you ever seen a nigger on COPS busted for cocaine? i ain’t. i think it proves the point beyond a shadow of a doubt! now if larry had said “we did cocaine together and then had sex” well, then i’d wanna a little better look at things. but he said crack so i can’t see how he ain’t telling the truth

That’s right, Robert! I don’t care for faggotry but Larry can always stop putting penises into his mouth while the Obama character will always be a nigger. That’s just the way it is. 

It wasn’t until in a careless moment, BBN wrote to Larry in a decidedly non-larrytard fashion, thereby spoiling the guise.  Only then did BBN get banned from posting.  In contrast, MysticNinjaJay, responding to a larrytard claim that Obama was part Ay-Rab and therefore a Muslim, had his posts continually deleted by Larry.

The one thing that drives them COMPLETELY up the wall is all the cowardly anonymous posters.  Sadly, you can’t post anonymously on YouTube.  You must have an account to post.  What they mean is that you never know who you’re talking to because every time we get banned we have to create a new account.  I’ve lost track but I think there are 17 gmail accounts that will never, ever get used again.  Of course, this is a point of attack for larrytards. 

Here is a typical exchange with a larrytard.  NOTE – The following is paraphrased so call off your lawyers, Larry.

larrytard:  All you snotty little probama supporters always hide your identities because you’re cowards
Me v.17:  Not true.  We’re forced to change because Larry always bans us because he’s so invested in making sure the truth gets out.
larrytard:  USE YOUR REAL NAME
Me v.17:  I’d love to.  Tell Larry to un-ban it and I will
larrytard:  how much does obama pay you to harrass us?
Me v.17: $13,482 a line.  I’m not even kidding.
larrytard: you’re going to look like such an asshole when this story breaks into the MSM
Me v.17:  I’m waiting.  I’ll apologize the moment that Larry produces a human being that saw Larry with Obama’s cock in his mouth.  I promise.
larrytard:  ohhhhh, you’re going to be sorry.
Me v.17:  I’m sure I will.  I’ve been waiting for three weeks now and Larry hasn’t produced shit.
larrytard:  he’s going to be putting something out soon
Me v.17:  Great!  I can’t wait to see it!  Why wait!  Put it out NOW.
larrytard:  i bet you blow barack obama
Me v.17: noooo…that would be Larry.  Look – why do you trust an ex-con drug dealer who refuses to release evidence to back up his claims?
larrytard:  no matter what happens, we’ll always believe larry (note – that’s a verbatim quote)
Me v.17:  So if Jesus comes down, shoves a gun in Larry’s mouth, calls him a liar and pulls the trigger, you’ll still believe Larry

At this point, you get banned again.

– More Fun With Larry Later –

In Which It Was Quite Commander Bunny

May 31st, 2007 No comments

Summer means three things at WMFO in the summer – dead air, dead air and dead air.  So I’m picking up an hour or so from 11am to (mumble mumble).  We’ll see what my schedule allows.  If you like stuff like the following then tune in to WMFO, 91.5FM in Medford or on the web at

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