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Tweetin’ 2008-11-15

November 15th, 2008 No comments
  • i’m going to promise myself to check out “bully” on the wii tonight – i hope it’s not like the movie and i have to dance in my underwear #
  • seven 15yr old girls screaming at the top of their lungs…oh, look…we’re out of milk… i should go get some #

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Tweetin’ 2008-11-14

November 14th, 2008 No comments
  • just got the ok to do a one-time 1/2hr so…time to take pictures of the cats #
  • is it required to have some sort of facial hair to be a purpose driven pastor? #
  • @Mickeleh i think the GOP is trying to self-destruct so it can arise, phoenix-like, from the ashes and looking an awful lot like sarah palin #
  • @justjim73 or they do but just miss spots consistently – like the wim area #
  • @Karoli i’m with you 100% on that! #
  • wp 2.7? yes? no? anyone? #
  • @geminigrrl πŸ™ sorry about that! in reply to geminigrrl #
  • @geminigrrl that would be a lovely world, wouldn’t it? *laffin* in reply to geminigrrl #
  • @geminigrrl perhaps that’ll be our secular heaven – unconfused corporate communication in reply to geminigrrl #
  • @geminigrrl sold! in reply to geminigrrl #
  • @avflox amen in reply to avflox #
  • i’m going to promise myself to check out “bully” on the wii tonight – i hope it’s not like the movie and i have to dance in my underwear #
  • seven 15yr old girls screaming at the top of their lungs…oh, look…we’re out of milk… i should go get some #

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Tweetin’ 2008-11-13

November 13th, 2008 No comments
  • The last thing i want do right now is a comedy show but roadsteamer is here so that’s a blessing #
  • What the FUCK was that?? I just got called out by the comic that followed me! Dude – it’s FUCKING COMEDY #
  • Tip – don’t close with your “how do blind guys know when they’re done wiping their ass” material #
  • Roadsteamer lyrics – if your teddy could talk/he’d tell everybody what a slut you are” i heart roadsteamer! #
  • should sleep…can’t sleep #
  • @phillymac i’d like to see viewer stats before i buy into that #
  • @phillymac umm..here’s a tip – don’t send hard-right christian websites to advance your arguments about fairness – it’s insulting #
  • @zildjianpro i did – i’ll change it back when i’m no longer grumpy πŸ˜‰ #

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Tweetin’ 2008-11-12

November 12th, 2008 No comments
  • at least there’s “the dewey cox story” – “i’m dead, dewey! i can’t even masturbate. ya ever try to jerk off with a ghost hand? NOTHING!” #
  • at least there’s “the dewey cox story” – “i’m dead, dewey! i can’t even masturbate. ya ever try to jerk off with a ghost hand? NOTHING!” #
  • @smuttysteff game on? http://www.youtube.com/user/BillyBobNeck *laffin* #
  • i have to let this shitty day go #
  • full moon tomorrow – that figures #
  • @Karoli palin literally creates her own reality as she speaks – VPs don’t give speeches? that’s ok – she’s mavericky and they do now #
  • i’m thinking that when palin (tries to) run in 2012 she’ll do everything exactly the same – it’ll be like she woke from a four year nap #
  • @andreamercado nothing – i’m not sure why i’d want to follow a company #
  • @jayrosen_nyu right or left – hitler ALWAYS works *laffin* #
  • @andreamercado FB-wise, i would *definately* not follow-too much to keep up with as is- twit-wise if it got popular, how would comcast grow? #
  • http://is.gd/72IT – scarborough “fuck you” proving that swearing is just second nature to some fucking people #
  • listeing to the scarborough think again, mika says, “um…honey?” which doesn’t help the rumors that they’re banging #
  • i don’t understand holding a prop 8 protest in MA when we have gay marriage #
  • @andreamercado how many people would they need to monitor twitter if twitter goes mainstream? and what about wait times? #
  • @andreamercado there’s no on-hold music for twitter letting you know that you’re in queue #
  • @ExitPass oh, i don’t care about it – it’s ridiculous that we pretend our leaders are SO moral that they don’t swear – it’s just words #
  • @andreamercado i totally agree – he popped up just when i typed “comcast” #
  • @GR8FL i know-but to call it a “protest” is silly-maybe a support rally-i’m just touchy about messing around in another state’s buisness #
  • not too much money/bored with it six months from now/it’s from ikea #
  • @twitter hmm…the web interface doesn’t reflect anything i twitted via twhirl #
  • WHOA! the dragon naturally speaking dictionary comes pre-loaded with “jehovah’s witnesses” #
  • @kyrialydia congrats! it’ll stop sucking someday…promise #
  • @kyrialydia it’s a voice recognition program – just funny to see it there – mormon’s in there, too #
  • @twitter um…now a reply i received is gone – freaky! #
  • i have no focus today – whatever #
  • i shan’t brag about my twitter rank since there’s nothing to brag about #
  • so the msm give palin a platform with which to attack the msm on…and she takes it? if she hates the msm then let her find another way #

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Tweetin’ 2008-11-11

November 11th, 2008 No comments
  • “I hope your joking. And if you aren’t joking, then you might just be one of the dumbest humans alive.” it just makes me laff and laff #
  • @darkgracie funny how that works #
  • @smuttysteff hey…you never told me about the bridge you have #
  • @Stranahan maple queef? #
  • @Stranahan Guelph (it just sounds nasty all by itself)@smuttysteff #
  • my twitter strategy – unfollow people who use “personal brand” #
  • thank you, veterans, for doing a job that very few of us could do #
  • @kyrialydia how did you get “bitches” passed your editor? *laffin* #
  • http://is.gd/71u9 gary bauer – hey, blacks and lefties: “prez obama” means stop whining about race because there’s no more racism..ever :-\ #
  • @smuttysteff yes, but how many ceramic seal statues had to die because of your kitchen oil spill?? #
  • @robertsnell like l.l. cool j? “i’m goin’ back to halli/to halli/to halli/i’m goin’ back to halli (i don’t think so)” #
  • grrrrrr…that is all #
  • NICE! nader pisses the rest of his goodwill away – “His choice…is whether he’s going to be Uncle Sam…or Uncle Tom” – http://is.gd/6uHr #
  • this day is absolute shit #
  • @agustarz excellent! let’s hate the world together! πŸ˜‰ #
  • is there a web app that allows you to smash digital furniture? (god, i wish i programmed sometimes) #
  • time to take it out on some unsuspecting drivers #
  • @agustarz name it! πŸ˜‰ #
  • time to make the donuts…later #

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Tweetin’ 2008-11-10

November 10th, 2008 No comments
  • @blogdiva amen to that! radical? comapared to what – white bread and maynaisse sandwiches? #
  • @deedashrob wanna dress you up in my looooooove/all over your bahd-eeeeee #
  • @dr_benway the only way to combat it is to stop thinking entirely #
  • always nice to find out that someone you follow follows you back #
  • watching “the education of shelby knox” on netflix http://is.gd/6PO7 -about a christian girl who figures out that abstince only doesn’t work #
  • @StarrGazr hah! go figuh! #
  • “sex is what two dogs do on the street corner- boom, boom, boom..do NOT let that happen..you WILL be hurt: spiritually, physically, fiscally #
  • @StarrGazr WHO ARE YOU AND WHY…oh…yeah *laffin* #
  • i’m sorry – i would never want to tell my parents that i would never fuck anyone until i was married – that’s just weird #
  • @avflox you crack me up! #
  • #shelbyknox this girl has guts to go up against a youth pastor who says “christian and liberal are like oil and water” #
  • #shelbyknox pastor: “i hear you speak and i hear tolerance” – he doesn’t say this in a good way #
  • @limrag dunno about THAT but i’d eat a lot more tranfat, that’s for sure #
  • THAT was an amazing documentary not ONLY about small town christian politics but about how to be a great parent #
  • http://is.gd/6QgW – The Education of Shelby Knox – really inspiring – (and i’d try to make mohegan sun with enough leeway) #
  • @kyrialydia sending good thoughts your way – great vlog – day at a time #
  • @kyrialydia you don’t have to not be sad (jesus- i can’t parse that and i wrote it) – be as sad as you want – just don’t fucking drink – πŸ˜‰ #
  • @seldo mamet writing yoda? #
  • it just struck me that i’m getting to an age where 1958 referes to “grandfather” to the current demographic while it’s “father” to me – fuck #
  • @Stranahan [whispers]because then it would look like govt endorses the gays[/whispers] πŸ˜‰ #
  • @JoeCascio heh – 1962 here – i cringe everytime i here “my aim is true” on what’s regarded as the “oldies” station #
  • @Stranahan you’ve got something there – make a cottage industry out of it (like the TSA) and everyone will get behind it…so to speak #
  • @Stranahan we won’t speak about jim – i’d give waters an A++ just for multiple maniacs alone #
  • @deedashrob *laffin* where. is. your. elephant. god. NOW?? #
  • @kyrialydia yup – just like they’re supposed to – if it’s broke don’t nix it #
  • @deedashrob seriously! this fucking rick-roll stuff – i hated the song from the start, now it’s a universal punchline…THAT I HATE #
  • @ladawn http://is.gd/6Rid – tiny tpt rachel – jesus wants me for a sunbeam πŸ˜‰ #
  • @deedashrob and then she broke into “holiday”? #
  • the ironic gospel music hour is on the air http://130.64.87.16:8000/listen.pls followed by billy bob neck’s hour of bein’ good #
  • weird – “first read” says without bush tanking it’s doubtful that the nation would have taken a chance” on obama – is this post-racial? #
  • @smuttysteff well, i’ll have to do a JFK refresher course – still, you’d think that would have bolstered the “expirience” argument #
  • @smuttysteff well, i’ll have to check and see if i’m being neo-psuedo-anti-pre post racial πŸ˜‰ #
  • lieberman deserves what he gets – i’m not even sure why the dems want to bother with him – let the ‘licans have him and zell miller #
  • @Mobasoft $2.25 in watertown, ma – i treated myself to mid-grade gas because of it – almost felt like i was going to a spa πŸ˜‰ #
  • @ExitPass lieberman is a barge rat #
  • @smuttysteff oh, i know about that – but if obama’s gonna do that, can’t he bury him under the floorboards of the oval office instead? #
  • @ExitPass @smuttysteff you can’t trust a double agent who knows he’s being appeased – lieberman is NOT serverus snape #
  • @smuttysteff or at least the tip of his cigar πŸ˜‰ #
  • @smuttysteff i’ve been in the market for a bridge in a major metropolitan area, preferably NYC #
  • sms is really scattershot right now #
  • @geminigrrl it’s weird – so spotty – sometimes yes, sometimes no #
  • @agustarz on purpose? #
  • @smuttysteff hey – just one question first #
  • @smuttysteff awww….nothing *laffin* #
  • sour cream pancakes for dinner! #

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Tweetin’ 2008-11-09

November 9th, 2008 No comments
  • sarahcidal tendencies? “all i wanted was a diet dr. pepper/and he wouldn’t give it to me” πŸ˜‰ #
  • Church…well, UU church #
  • Oy…historical sermon… #
  • ever try to support a system that you’ve never been trained on? i don’t recommend it #
  • @Karoli i truly hope that Christians are able to reclaim their religion from those need to lie in order to defend it. #
  • @dr_benway holy moly! i didn’t know you were on twitter! #
  • @dr_benway will commander bunny be running a shadow govt…or is he doing that already? #
  • @MattSearles i follow the radicals fairly closely – the whole “homosexual agenda” thing is a lie…they twisted it – http://is.gd/6O3o #
  • @MattSearles i pointed this out once. the reponse was not apology but “well, it’s all coming to pass, isn’t it” #
  • Into the hell that is trader joes #
  • @baratunde c-c-cut and paste?? i”ve longed for that #
  • @Karoli believe me – i feel for you #
  • @twitter sms isn’t working again #
  • @dr_benway already bought one – it’s my favorite shirt #

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Tweetin’ 2008-11-08

November 8th, 2008 No comments
  • http://superobamaworld.com/ #
  • @nick it’s better to fart and lose than to never have farted at all #
  • @nick and it all depends on who you follow πŸ˜‰ #
  • #economy the parking lot @ not your average joes that’s usually jammed is most definately not #
  • well…i guess i slept #
  • bbn concert with roy zimmerman tonight – 8pm @ http://fpwatertown.org in watertown, ma #
  • i may be in the minority but i love listening to sarah vowell #
  • Retweeting @huffpost: Small Oregon city elects transgender mayor: http://tinyurl.com/6pgdcr -wow..just…wow #
  • @goaliegirl http://tinyurl.com/5a784b – Canada – Evil Empire Or Third World Country πŸ˜‰ #
  • billy bob neck and roy zimmerman tonight-8pm-35 Church Street in Watertown, MA-tix $15 best…concert…ever #
  • @smuttysteff it’s pretty funny to see when you’re unfollowed – god bless qwitter #
  • @deedashrob vegas? #
  • @maddow on prop 8 minority voters: “free at last, free at last, praside God almighty I’m – HEY! what are YOU guys doing?” #
  • @deedashrob i would LOVE to see you at both of those venues! #
  • @deedashrob heh – i’m just sayin…;-) #
  • @deedashrob i actually know that terminal #
  • Retweeting @Karoli: RT @newsgang PE Obama’s 1st Big Mistake http://tinyurl.com/5ddkoo OR “let the backseat driving begin” #
  • @smuttysteff few things are better than that – i’m big into bedding #
  • whatta hoot – i’m a “twitter elite” in boston – do i get a trophy or something? #

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Tweetin’ 2008-11-07

November 7th, 2008 No comments
  • @QueenofSpain tomtom club #
  • dear me: will you ever learn the definition of the insanity? me: um…i dunno #
  • @TheBloggess “creepy doll” – http://tinyurl.com/6mefoz #
  • dobson is “greiving” over the election – i’ve never been happier than hearing dobson in distress #
  • gary bauer – “i would have LOVED to have voted for a black american who was pro-life” [/snark] #
  • *laffin* evangelicals upset about gays who want to run LDS out of USA because LDS wants to run out gays out of USA #
  • @JoeCascio haven’t looked for it, but dobson claims theres “something going around” about outlawing LDS – prolly just dobson being dobson #
  • @JoeCascio here’s the first part of the show – http://is.gd/6Bzq – “now i know we have differences with our LDS brothers but..” #
  • @danieljohnsonjr my parents pretty much forced me to drink coffee black – not sure why #
  • @JoeCascio also, there could be a boycott of utah, which would be pretty funny – http://is.gd/6BDV #
  • @smuttysteff you drink decaf – I KNEW IT! #
  • @QueenofSpain re: anti-christ -politely ask them to point out in revelation(s) where it hints at obama – keep this handy – http://is.gd/3BSw #
  • @QueenofSpain or you can play along and tell them that obama can’t be sworn in because he can’t put his hand of a bible – http://is.gd/6BLT #
  • @Mickeleh those racists now called themselves “the christian identity movement” claiming the 12 tribes went to europe – http://is.gd/6BMQ #
  • @QueenofSpain that response reeks of sulphur *laffin* #
  • @dbfulton exactly! AND since obama knew ayers and powell endorsed obama, powell blew up the pentagon – http://is.gd/6BPD #
  • @robertsnell if there was an open source outlook, i’d be there in a snap #
  • @adamjschmidt shocked? he effectively switched parties. i think it’s been pretty muted, actaully. imagine if it had been cheney and obama #
  • mmmm….rice pudding #
  • @zildjianpro rice pudding is next to godliness #
  • @ladawn you must have stunning eyebrows *laffin* #
  • @adamjschmidt in a snarky sense, it’s the liberal verson of palling around with terrorists #
  • @robertsnell i’m thinking MS must have some kind of patent that doesn’t allow a knock off of outlook – it’s kind of baffling #
  • @dbfulton *laffin* he ends ALL his videos with that – esp the ones where he asks god to kill people #
  • Retweeting @huffpost: http://tinyurl.com/6rqkpr – how long can shep smith stay working for fox? #
  • @adamjschmidt step 1 – advance facts, not innuendo and fear #
  • @dbfulton i’ve been off and on impressed with chris wallace and his challenging of the mccain campaign on fox news sunday #
  • even repubs wante to co-opt obama – “Obama’s winning strategy was built on the back of an inherently conservative idea” -http://is.gd/6C7g #
  • @MichaelTurk was that before or after we gave the auto industry $25b? #
  • how does completely shitty economic new translate into 200+ in the dow jones? #
  • msnbc cramming commercials in to carry the press conference live “with no breaks” #
  • hm…twitter sms worked for about five minutes #
  • @geminigrrl i don’t think i could fall asleep knowing i was supposed to fall aslep #
  • our next president has arrived #
  • nice BLUE tie πŸ˜‰ #
  • auto industry bailout continues? #
  • first 100 days? who the HELL every put this kind of um…time horizon on the presidency? #
  • no knee-jerk response on iran – we only have one president at a time #
  • suggestion – delete the word “bi-partisan” from all speech – just do it and shut up – bush fucked that word for all time – maybe on purpose #
  • @TSDivaDani indeed – if you want to get “politics” out of the way stop talking about “politics” #
  • @baratunde a “thinking” president? WHO KNEW? #
  • paraphrase – tell us all the shit bush isn’t telling us #
  • can’t help thinking what it would be like if firefighters were in charge of govermnet πŸ˜‰ #
  • @huffpost i think it’s a strike against wingnuts that are trying to co-opt him as the black reagan #
  • @grahamenglish so you’re buying into the mandate? http://mandate.com/ *laffin* #
  • @baratunde worse than that, b – “Obama has deep faith in Lord Hanuman” – http://is.gd/6CMS #
  • ok – i’m going to say it – nyt weekender woman: pleeeease let’s have babies #
  • last night my daughter said “why’s it called 1600?” she felt a little silly #
  • @hardaway yes, but the wingnuts are using this as proof that he’s not christian…which is HILARIOUS! #
  • wonder if twhirl could add a configurable hash tag button #
  • guess 24 guessed wrong (but i’m way behind with that stuff) #
  • puppy name – bark obama #
  • @twhirl can you add a configurable hash tag button? #
  • Retweeting @stevegarfield: Where I get my news @andycarvin @laughingsquid and humor on the news @baratunde @Stranahan on twitter… #
  • can’t wait for ‘licans to start pounding obama for policies originated w/bush #
  • shep smith still not drinking the fox kool aid #
  • “we have to give [obama] time to do it” – shep smith – possilby former fox anchor #
  • @baratunde talkin back to JTP, o’rielly, not staying on message…maybe he’ll be the next colmes #
  • @Knownhuman HAH! i’d have even more respect for him! #
  • shep smith to blackburn – “where was the fiscal responsiblity over the past eight…you gonna tell the truth or what?” WTF #
  • shep smith – “why did the president sign everything that came across his desk?” #
  • #shepsmith “how’re we doing on the street? oh, look – it’s a POSITIVE not a negative” #
  • new loud ‘n clear commericail says the hell with helping old people – listen in on private conversations – go NSA!! #
  • ok – i’ve gotta finish this song #
  • 1.5m+ files on my laptop, fyi #
  • @avflox you are a woman after my own heart #
  • hmm…think this is actually spam? “Barack Obama can lost President’s Chair. ” πŸ˜‰ #
  • soooo….does mika play footsie with herself on 1600? #
  • @baratunde damn straight! there is plenty to be said – i think they’d just rather not #
  • @123fredglick his press conference was great – he was presidential, relaxed and real – the best was when he said he wasn’t prez yet- classy! #

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Tweetin’ 2008-11-06

November 6th, 2008 No comments
  • i wonder if dole has become an atheist because she lost her race #
  • @kyrialydia even better! #
  • gonna watch a netflix on demand but which one? thoughts? #
  • @adamjschmidt he identifies himself as black but others call him biracial so they can say he’s NOT the first black president #
  • Retweeting @huffpost: http://tinyurl.com/56xgrd -thinkpr – the knives are coming out and finding a home in palin’s back #
  • @adamjschmidt it’s only the whackjobs that say that – but the crow when they do #
  • @adamjschmidt orrrr…the WSJ – the point is that he “always misrepresents himself” πŸ˜‰ #
  • @ladawn wow – i put that in my wedding vows #
  • @cholmes96 i’ve got a few in my queue actually (synchronicitous day today) #
  • WHEW! we dodged a BIG frigging bullet – http://is.gd/6sH4 – at around 1:15 he says “if BO does not get elected there will be riots in DC” #
  • @GR8FL JTP will probably end up in jail after trying strangle Regis and take over his show #
  • david barton just convinced me to stop being a democrat ever again we’re responsible for EVERYthing bad about America πŸ˜‰ http://is.gd/6sJd #
  • @swilk check out http://tinyurl.com/5op7pd #
  • just got a txt that obama got north carolina #
  • oh, man – don’t make me feel bad for sarah palin – they are just ripping the living shit out of her. http://is.gd/6sl1 #
  • will michelle obama start wearing pillbox hats? #
  • msnbc – possible name for obama’s new puppy – bark obama #
  • @ariedana did you hear the This American Life about the guy that tried to start The Puppy Channel which was just videos of puppies 24/7 #
  • reid and lieberman apparently just got out of a cage match and lieberman looks shaky…but he always looks shaky #
  • @geminigrrl relax with the sleeping puppies – http://tinyurl.com/5ujhmx #
  • @geminigrrl no, you’re not the only one – although americans have a high capacity for staring at pretty much static things – hence 8yrs bush #
  • THEORY – palin is putting out neg stuff on herself to complete the destruction of the old GOP so she can rise, phoenix-like, from the ashes #
  • awww…they gave mama dog some privacy while she nurses the puppies! *laffin* #
  • RT @STROnline: now that homobama started the rapture y’all better start making plans for your unsaved relatives – http://is.gd/6wrN HAHAHA! #
  • @ikepigott i THINK there are standards (imposed by the dealership) on “pre-owned” where used is…well…used #
  • chris wallace on the daily show – http://is.gd/6wQp – i just…don’t…know #
  • @zildjianpro πŸ˜€ it’s pretty comprehensive! #
  • the antidote to the puppy cam – exploding teddy bears (now working) http://tinyurl.com/64u2be #
  • http://www.obscenitycrimes.org/ – sadly, it’s not an edgy art-porn site #
  • OH SHIT! weed smelled at the obama rally!! http://is.gd/6xla – and possibly public sex!! #

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