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• RT @kulturhack: http://tinyurl.com/ljjhmc #sanford “This is a story about true love.” the gov. part of the story looks like it's over soon #
• think standup comedy is glamorous and easy? think again – http://snurl.com/lmxkb (via niki) #
• WTF? is that sun??? #
• @marlaerwin wow, indeed! although i never understood why they'd name the paper after dirt in reply to marlaerwin #
• @lehmannchris cuz it's the new 9/12 mindset *laffin* in reply to lehmannchris #
• the last thing i want to do is drive to uxbridge today – i just want to sleep #
• RT @BoingBoing: Man who walked into Burning Man fire loses lawsuit http://tinyurl.com/mnlxrh kids, don't do drugs #
• RT @AccuracyInMedia: #tcot The Green Nazi Hell and America’s Future?: http://tinyurl.com/kldy4j cuz "accuracy" means calling people nazis #
• chicago pic – http://twitpic.com/93506 #
• chicago pic – http://twitpic.com/9354f #
• chicago pic – http://twitpic.com/9357r #
• STOP THE FUCKING MICHAEL JACKSON COVERAGE #
• "how many states have laws about locking your children in hot cars with the windows rolled up." i hate humanity #

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• msnbc's "morning meeting" is close to unwatchable #
• so it's been more than three days and MJ has not risen from the dead. anyone surprised? #
• RT @sdmcbee: a lot of Christians are into protests and politics and forget that we're pilgrims and our hope and home is elsewhere – v. smart #
• Retweeting @wernertplays: Adding Al Sharpton to any crisis makes it an extra-special crazy with hot sauce crisis. #
• RT @salimfadhley why is nobody tweeting Obama's role in the Michael Jackson death conspiracy? People are CrAzY!!! sal=smartest man on earth! #
• @salimfadhley HAHAHAHAHA! in reply to salimfadhley #
• gonna have to leave the land of the $6 latte before too long. i *will* miss this mattress, though #
• @sdmcbee There is no fear in love; but perfect love casteth out fear: because fear hath torment. He that feareth is not made perfect in love in reply to sdmcbee #
• myq kaplan is on MSNBC!! #
• @myqkaplan congrats on MSNBC! in reply to myqkaplan #
• ok – the image of pat buchanan smoking, drinking vodka and reading maxim magazine made me laff @msnbc #
• Fyi @chicagohilton, if a customer slams you via twitter, you should be responding..that's the "interactive" part #
• Does #chicago have laws against conveience stores and coffee shiops on main streets? #
• Am/pm's iced vanilla latte is not *quite* as horrible as it sounds #
• Lou double-bassoon – the nice jewish boys who rap #coolbandnamesmadeuncool #
• "in daylight she looked desparate/that's all right/i was desparate,too" #
• Dear bucktown, if you're telling people you store is "hip" it won't be for long #
• Lunch at silver cloud bar and grill cuz homey don't play turkey sausage with pancakes and seitan chorizo…well, nuff said #
• Meatloaf! Yum! #
• Dear chicago tourists, i'm not from here so stop asking me where shit is #
• i'm done walking and am installed in the lobby of the hotel *le puff…le pant* #
• @kyriabeingbanal yes, but the chicago cast in reply to kyriabeingbanal #
• boston weather looks like shit. given my wife got re-routed thru rochester on her way home, i'm a little concerned about getting home #
• "[Let's]start with taking the log out of your own eye before worrying about the splinter in someone else’s" – sanford http://snurl.com/ldtus #
• "Americans didn’t turn away from conservatism, they instead turned away from many who faked it." – sanford http://snurl.com/ldtus #tcot #
• "Where change must come, though, is in once again making our party one that governs on the principles it professes." sanford #tcot #dickhead #
• "Too many people in government seem to think they are above regular folks…" #sanford #tcot #dickhead http://snurl.com/ldz7g #
• Anybody wanna do a "when does paul leave chicago" pool? Right it's running 1hr 15 late, "leaving" at 8:45. Dm guesses! #
• time to watch one of the trailermania's that i never got to #
• jamaba juice and doritos for dinner #
• "endgame" is apparently NOT by beckett but is a mad max ripoff #trailermania #
• "we're looking at 8:45 but we might have a delay on the runway" #fuckoff #
• "when the mob shakes down the message palors, the girls rub 'em down" #trailermania #
• 9:30 departure now – thanks for jinxing me, ross *laffin* #
• *sigh* 50/50 chance the flight will get cancelled #
• "disco fever with a terrific young cast and introducing TONY SCHNIEDER!" #trailermania #
• "uh…right now we have a 10:00 departure" #
• We're boarding but i'm not holding my breath #

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• Going on an boat tour to look at builds…capt sulzberger at the helm #
• "Drink on the boat, folks! We got a WHOLE lotta fucking liquor" #boattour #
• He, al franken, is now sen. Al franken. Hope coleman stops being a dick #
• @salimfadhley hoo! norm coleman conceded according to the NYT! in reply to salimfadhley #
• @AmandaGBeals of COURSE i don't hate you! when did you want to talk? in reply to AmandaGBeals #
• sorry about that – stupid hilton makes you pay 15/day #
• Good show, good crowd…i heart chicago #
• Wow. Standing at the bus stop, two girls pulled up and asked if i wanted to buy any drugs. Why didn't i know when i needed them? #
• AND i dropped a 20 on the bus and someone gave it back to me #
• hilton does NOT "empower you to have the best vacation". it charges you 15/day for wireless and 7 for water @chicagohilton #
• WHY is there a biography of rob lowe? and, for the record, "date" means "fuck" #
• oh fox – why are you comparing obama's polls now to bush's *after* 9/11? #

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• Going on an boat tour to look at builds…capt sulzberger at the helm #
• "Drink on the boat, folks! We got a WHOLE lotta fucking liquor" #boattour #
• He, al franken, is now sen. Al franken. Hope coleman stops being a dick #
• @salimfadhley hoo! norm coleman conceded according to the NYT! in reply to salimfadhley #
• @AmandaGBeals of COURSE i don't hate you! when did you want to talk? in reply to AmandaGBeals #
• sorry about that – stupid hilton makes you pay 15/day #
• Good show, good crowd…i heart chicago #
• Wow. Standing at the bus stop, two girls pulled up and asked if i wanted to buy any drugs. Why didn't i know when i needed them? #
• AND i dropped a 20 on the bus and someone gave it back to me #
• hilton does NOT "empower you to have the best vacation". it charges you 15/day for wireless and 7 for water @chicagohilton #
• WHY is there a biography of rob lowe? and, for the record, "date" means "fuck" #
• oh fox – why are you comparing obama's polls now to bush's *after* 9/11? #

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• @salimfadhley both, kinda – norah has a conference and i'm here, too! in reply to salimfadhley #
• so @hiltonchicago feels compelled to blast CNN on tv in the elevators but won't put c-span on the room tv? #
• in boston, msnbc local commercials are for personal trainers, in chicago it's for chic shapers, which is a bust enhancement device #
• @redwoodr into the TSA dungeon with you, i guess in reply to redwoodr #
• HOO! msnbc sez "not one letter of support was submitted for bernie madoof" #justice #
• madoff sentenced to 150yrs in prison #
• billy mays is not my lover. He's just a boy who said I'm wasting my money on cleaning products that don't do the job advertised #
• @maxgoldberg how long are you in chicago for, brother? in reply to maxgoldberg #
• Jesus #chicago, how many traffic control people do you need? #
• @maxgoldberg i'm staying on s. michigan until wednesday – gonna go wander around later in reply to maxgoldberg #
• off to wander around chicago – DM with suggestions should you have them #
• What's up with all the dragon flies? #chicago #
• No seriously…what's with the dragonflies #
• What city *doesn't* need a giant mirrored kidney bean? This is *not* a rhetorical question #
• 4mins turned into an invitation to do chicago underground comedy at beat kitchen on tuesday – woo hoo! #
• Billy Bob's got a 9:30pm show at Beat Kitchen in Chicago 6/30, which is to say tuesday – http://www.beatkitchen.com/ #
• Lou dobbs – could it be that illegal aliens in his employ killed michael jackson? #
• @AmandaGBeals hey – i'm here in reply to AmandaGBeals #
• @AmandaGBeals and make sure everyone's using headphones cuz the echo is kill me in reply to AmandaGBeals #
• @amandagbeals *laffin* hilarious! #

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• "NPR doesn't call 'murder' 'enhanced argument technique' so why not call torture 'torture'" – from On The Media #
• Not that it's a tragedy, but logan wifi doesn't let you login with an ipod #
• how NOT to stalk jesse waters – http://onthemedia.org/transcripts/2009/06/26/06 #
• @StarrGazr happy birthday!!! in reply to StarrGazr #
• chicago is neither sweet nor home but i'll be happy to be there #
• HUH? All electronics have to be turned off except for cellphones? Are they not electric #
• Hello chicago! #
• Chick in her 40's wearing a black wife-beater that bares her copius midrift which reads "if it's too loud, you're too old" #chicago #
• Turns out that subway car doors are open between trains. Sorry! I am a gringo in your city! I promise to learn your customs! #chicago #
• His and her excercise bikes on the flat roof of the hosue behind the train tracks #chicago #
• Eating At joey's on belmont ave – cheese fries!! #chicago #
• Fuck. 4mins at this open mic?! Time to rewrite. #
• Ok. 4mins it was and 4mins kicked a fair amount of ass #
• Darla cummings is she-larious! #comedy #
• fuck you, #hilton -$15/day PER COMPUTER for wireless? #fail #
• USA is falling apart in FIFA #

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• driving to saco, ME today to drop my youngest off at UU camp where she'll learn to make higher-power eyes and subvert existing paradigms #
• Child dropped at camp. Time for a nice drive home listening to "how to win a cosmic war" #
• I just mark sanford having sex in a bathroom stall at a maine rest area #
• @arra haha! you never heard of the thing called the "K Street Project" where republican forced companies to hire republican lobbyists? #tcot in reply to arra #
• "oh, sure, i cheated on you but you can go and drink up all the milk and *i'm* the bad guy!" #thedeweycoxstory #
• "anyway, that's when i learned that quaaludes and water skiing don't mix" #thedeweycoxstory #
• yay! more naked republicans for morality! http://snurl.com/l0s3y #
• Retweeting @isfullofcrap: Pan FTW http://bit.ly/re4VN – drew carey's on second life? #
• God bless ice coffee! How else could you slam a whole pot in 4.2 minutes? #

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• so many "e-cards" and "greedings", so little time :-\ #
• HOOO! "Bring your bun to church day" this sunday! why do i not live in kentucky?? http://bit.ly/16j1IV #
• Paul Day HOOO! "Bring your gun to church day" this sunday! why do i not live in kentucky?? http://bit.ly/16j1IV #
• msnbc first read txt msg – "sanford: she's out of my life?" #
• nick zaino now playing live on http://bit.ly/veRBr #
• reading "fans, friends and followers" and thinking this is do-able http://snurl.com/kxo40 #
• more MJ news – oh goody! another drug addict for the kids to idolize! http://snurl.com/kxv0o #
• Jesus, npr, leading off with mj???? #
• @ProgressivePam awww! thanks! #
• the dung beatles #coolbandnamesmadeuncool #
• "i won't say i *knew* michael jackson but…" i'll tell you something tangential that adds nothing to the "story" but get me on TV #
• has cable news said ANYthing not MJ related today? #

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• Grandma in paking lot to 2yr old:"No. NO puddles. Don't touch the the cahs they're duurty." #
• it's hard to believe our society needs the supreme court to tell us that strip searching a 13yr old is wrong #
• NYT – farah fawcett provided a LOT more inspiration to teenage boys than "a generation of women". i'm just sayin' http://snurl.com/kve3t #
• happy anniversary to the start of the "korean conflict", one of our wonderful undeclared wars! #
• Amen! @BrucePorter the war on terror will never end until EVERYONE believes in Jesus! The Rapture will take care of the heathen! in reply to BrucePorter #
• @QueenofSpain oh, man – i feel for you! in reply to QueenofSpain #
• @AliciaMorgan digsby takes care of everything for me in reply to AliciaMorgan #
• @dansally i'm sorry, but i'm unfollowing you now in reply to dansally #
• Columbia, SC talk radio – http://snurl.com/kt3xi #
• "jackson in a coma/i know/i know/it's serious" #
• LA Times says Jackson is dead #
• MJ's skin reportedly went back to its original color as he died #
• FYI – if you spent your entire life being an entertainer and courting controversy, then, yes, jokes are to be expected and welcomed #
• I guess MJ *could* say goodbye #
• Two words – ringo's next #
• Lou costello And the concessions #coolbandnaMesmadeuncool #
• from my 12yr old – foo peacemakers #coolbandnamesmadeuncool #
• ayatollah khomeini calls off the goons "for michael" #

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• mark sanford was cruising the coast of buenos aires? WTF? #
• EXOTIC, Gov. Sanford? Why do you hate American tourist destinations? Why can't you support this country? #tcot #p2 #
• anything i should definitely see when i'm in chicago? #
• "we don't have steak often, so when i got steak from walmart…" china makes cheap steak now, too? #
• "fairness, balance, accuracy in news reporting" @AccuracyInMedia-‘Gerbilists’ In The National Press Corps" dichotomy? http://snurl.com/ks7id #
• RT @TheBloggess: http://trkk.us/?gAk Wow. Even *I'm* a little offended. Nice work, Burger King. (via @guykawasaki) – BK Seven Incher? #
• wow! if @freerepublic says noah's ark was found then i guess they found it! http://snurl.com/ksejs in reply to freerepublic #
• why are all these anti-abortion songs so damn long? #
• mark…fucking…sanford! http://snurl.com/ksz81 nicely done, GOP! #
• paul revere and the genocidal murders #coolbandsmadeuncool #
• @abbytron take off the # in front of it in reply to abbytron #
• jane's hobby #coolbandsmadeuncool #
• fine young vegetarians #coolbandsmadeuncool #
• the gingham underground #coolbandsmadeuncool #
• @JoeRocket take of the # when you search in reply to JoeRocket #
• you first and the i'm perfectly satisfieds #coolbandsmadeuncool #
• surviving kennedys #coolbandsmadeuncool #
• RT @joshpincus: Chris Matthews Band #coolbandsmadeuncool #
• modern english teacher #coolbandsmadeuncool #
• muzak-a-delic #coolbandsmadeuncool #
• listening to WVOC in Columbia -caller:"clinton singlehandedly brought down the moral fabric of this country" WTF?? http://snurl.com/kt3xi #
• HOO! statement from sanford's wife: sanford and wife separated for two weeks previously and told him not to contact her #
• overly attached D #coolbandsmadeuncool #
• if we have learned anything today it's that homosexuality is a threat to traditional marriage….NOT! #
• HOO! several SC callers are saying that this is NOT about the affair but that he "left his post". didn't say that about clinton #tcot #p2 #
• RT @BrucePorter: de-greened his pic "cuz I don't want anyone to be misled that I support the Islamic revolution.. Islam IS the 'disease'" #
• not happy with olbermann reading sanford's emails on air – the kids really don't need that #
• i don't care about gay marriage – it's *republican* marriage that will destroy the moral fabric of society #tcot #p2 #

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